Why Was the Pig so Happy?

Well, let's see. Valentine's Day coming up. A story of a happy pig. Where could this be going? But before I get ahead of myself, Associated Press reports the story was seemingly taking a dark turn until they got things figured out in rural Maine. A woman called police to report hearing screams from a neighbor's house that sounded to her like a domestic violence dispute. Four troopers responded and the neighbor assured them the screams were not of a violent nature. You see, she raises pigs and the screaming was coming from an overjoyed male pig that had been placed in a pen with five sows in heat. Police say there was no assault and no disturbance. Well, other than the overjoyed pig. Ah, amour. DB