Okay guys, I’m going to help you out and let you in on the secret of what it is that women really want from you for Valentine’s Day. This list might seem quite simple, but it’s meant to help keep you out of the doghouse on this most romantic of holidays. So, take my advice and you will be pleasantly surprised at how your Valentine’s Day turns out.

  • You, without your phone

    Nothing makes us more mad than trying to have a conversation with you, and you’re messing with your phone. This is very annoying and makes us want to grab your phone and throw it across the room where it hits the wall and breaks into a million glorious pieces.

  • Chocolate and jewelry

    I know it is totally cliché, but it is totally true. Women love shiny things and rich dark chocolate. We aren’t that complicated, no matter what you guys might think.

  • One-on-one time

    There is a reason you two picked each other. There’s nothing like a little time together to help you remember why you got together in the first place.

  • Get out of town

    This is especially true if your lovely lady is also a mother. There is nothing she would appreciate more than to get out of the house where there is always something to cook or clean, and go somewhere where there is nothing that has to be done, and it’s quiet too.

  • You to cook

    There is nothing sexier than a man in an apron. We love it when you guys cook. The best part about it is that it doesn’t matter what you make, as long as you put in some kind of effort, you will make our day.