Gifts for the Valentine Who Broke Your Heart
If it's true love you say it to your Valentine with roses, candy, cards, dinner. But there's gift ideas for the jilted or bitter, too.
Yes, loves, we present our annual reminder from the Bronx Zoo, where they're once again offering you the chance to name one of their Madagascar hissing cockroaches after a not-so-loved-one. It's perfect for the ex who left slimy tracks all over your heart.
Actually, it's just a really fun fundraiser that has been a hit since 2011. For only $10, you get a certificate emailed to commemorate the roach naming. Now, if it really is a gift of love not spite---and we believe that would have to be the exception---you can spend a little more to have Bronx Zoo chocolates sent. Or send a Madagascar cockroach plush toy. We ain't kiddin'.