Bacon Scented Underwear
The food company J&D’s Foods has just released a new product "Bacon Underwear" which is supposedly the world’s first underwear designed to look and smell like bacon.
Calling the new product “the gold standard of meat-scented luxury undergarments,” J&D’s Foods is selling both men’s and women’s styles for $19.99 – and suggest that the undies will continue to smell like bacon for up to six months, or even a year.
J&D’s Bacon Scented Underwear is, of course, not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, dogcatchers, and lion tamers. You have been warned.