Your Grazing Goat Needed

So, you see a forlorn look on your goat's face. This town's just too small and it longs for big city life. Problem solved! You see, the city of Chicago is looking for a few good goats to work at O'Hare International Airport. They are putting out bids for someone to supply goats to trim the grass. Oh, and the bid calls for a goat herder too! They're thinking about 30 goats should be good to eat grass and weeds in one hard-to-mow area. It's outside the securtiy fence so there's no danger of goats straying onto the runways. The city also worries about pollution produced by mechanical mowers. Apparently they're not too concerned about pollution produced by the goats.  DB