Christmas Quickies

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?….Snowflakes.

Why does Santa have three gardens? …so he can, ho-ho-ho.

Where do snowmen go to dance? …Snowballs.

Why was Santas’ little helper depressed?...He had low Elf esteem.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?…frostbite.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?...Icebergers.