She Reported a Drunk Driver Which Happened to be Herself
Well, I guess if you're going to drunk dial someone and you're driving, it might as well be the police.
AP tells us that a woman in Utah called 9-1-1 to report a suspected drunk driver. And she was a pretty credible source, considering she was calling about herself.
The gal called authorities to let them know she suspected someone was driving while intoxicated. She was even able to give them a license plate number: her own. She had a good laugh about that, but police didn't. They were able to track her down and charge her with DUI and an open container in the vehicle - a nearly empty bottle of Fireball whiskey.
She celebrated her good deed with 12 days in jail and a year's probation. But hey, at least she got a drunk driver off the road.