Montana Is The Missing Piece To Culver’s Puzzle

Fast-food restaurants like In-n-Out, Whataburger or Shake Shack always receive the attention of the GOAT burger joints, but Culver's needs to be added to the conversation.

Culver's IS the GOAT of fast-food burger joints. You get yourself a greasy, artery-clogging ButterBurger with crinkle-cut fries and a phenomenal concrete mixer and you won't go back to the other guys anytime soon. I'll always go to bat for Culver's.

One of Montana's very few blemishes is that there are zero Culver's in Montana. Depending on where you're at, the closest Culver's you'll find to Montana is in Williston, North Dakota or Spearfish, South Dakota or Idaho Falls. It's not the easiest jaunt for some of us, but maybe Culver's will continue its march on the west soon.

Montana is the last remaining puzzle piece to Culver's western front invasion...

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As you can see, Culver's has expanded west to create a wall at the Rocky Mountains. They've conquered Idaho, Utah, Colorado, Wyoming and Arizona but not Montana. If Culver's can capture Montana's land the Midwest burger chain will become preponderant to the United States military. Then it's ButterBurgers for breakfast, lunch and dinner for all of us.

Get ready to gain a couple hundred pounds.

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Culver's says they're about tradition but are they actually about national domination?

No, probably not. I don't even know what I'm talking about at this point. There's a good chance I'm going mad because I haven't eaten lunch yet.

Get back to work and quit reading my Culver's domination fan fiction.