Let’s Come Up With A Better Name For The Royal Baby

Look, I'd never tell a parent what to name their kid. That's not my place! I'm just some moron on a computer! But, here's the deal: Prince Harry and Meghan Markle just had their baby, and they promised that they would give it a name that represented both Britain and America, since Markle comes from the USA originally. (Specifically, the USA Network, where she starred on the TV show Suits).

That's a lot of pressure to put on a name choice! And I gotta say, the name they went with - Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor - is, uh, possibly the most British name of all time. Unless you named the kid after Archie comics, I don't think you've got any American in that name at all.

So, I'm taking it upon myself to crowdsource a new name for the Royal Baby that adds a little bit of America in there. It's not too late to change it! Here's a few suggestions, feel free to add yours to the list:

Washington Jones

Baby McBabyFace

Keanu Reeves II (Keanu Reeves is Canadian, but he's an American treasure)

Seven

The Baby Formerly Known As Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor (this might be tough to fit on a driver's license)