How To Tell If Santa Isn’t Happy With You

Your letter to the North Pole comes back stamped….”dream on”!

Along with the presents Santa leaves a hefty bill for shipping and handling.

By the time Sants gets to your house all that’s left are Styrofoam peanuts.

Instead of being on the “Naughty” or “Nice” lists you’re on the “Dork” list.

Santa’s first word when you get on his lap are, ”touch the beard and I’ll put a hurt on you.”