How Not to be a Clever Car Thief

If I were going to be a carjacker, I think I might try to learn more about driving them before pulling a job. Well, thank goodness that wasn't the case for a couple of morons in Ocala, Florida, where two would-be car thieves brandished a weapon, ordered a guy to get out of his car and to give them the keys. He complied and the carjackers got in.........and went nowhere because neither knew how to drive a stick shift. The victim got help from another motorist but by the time police arrived the suspects had fled. On foot, of course. Well, at least they left the keys behind.

DB