Hot Pockets Labeled “Unfit for Human Food”

Nestle has recalled two of it's Hot Pocket products containing "processed diseased and unsound animals" as part of a larger meat recall.

Nestle recalled the "Philly Steak and Cheese" and the " Croissant Crust Philly Steak" Hot Pocket. These Hot Pockets have been affected by a recall by Ranch Feeding Corp. which regulators say processed "diseased and unsound animals" without federal inspection.

The regulators went as far as labeling it "unfit for human food". Yuck! So if any Kyss listeners bought themselves some pockets of diseased and unsound animals, "Philly Cheese Steak" style, you can get your $5 back by contacting Nestle Customer Services at 1-800-392-4057. Ask them to send you a box of chocolates while you are at it! I think Jim Gaffigan knew all along what was in Hot Pockets.