Fortune Cookie Gives Winning Lottery Numbers

Okay, why do the fortunes in my cookies only say things like, "You will become an even worse dancer." This is the kind of fortune cookie I want! Apparently they come in lottery number varieties, because a gal near San Jose, California used the numbers she got off her fortune to play the California Lottery. Now, not enough numbers were contained in the cookie to pick a Mega Million winner (jackpot at $240 million). But still, a $421,000 prize is nothing to shake a potsticker at. So congrats to her. Keep cracking those cookies, folks. I will, because I have indeed become an even worse dancer. DB