An intoxicated man wearing a sombrero and a poncho was escorted from a commuter train headed from Boston to Worcester, Massachusetts, Saturday night, after eyewitnesses spotted him surfing on top of it. According to the Boston Globe, the man's premature Cinco de Mayo celebration ended when the engineer was told to stop the train, which was traveling 40 miles an hour at the time of the alleged stunt. The unidentified man denied the stunt to cops, who cited him for trespassing, but didn't arrest him. A friend arrived later to drive the alleged train surfer home.