With the renewed interest in raising chickens in Missoula and the urban areas I thought I’d bring this to the attention of fowl lovers. As we all know chickens love to cross the road, why you might ask, here are some answers;

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?

A: There was a car coming.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done! –

Seriously if you want to protect you chickens from becoming "Tennessee Pizza" you need to get them some of these vests from a company in Oxfordshire, England. They sell for about $20 each and come in high visibility yellow and pink.

More From 94.9 KYSS FM