What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Christian Grant
Times When Baby Animals Were Filmed in Montana
Adorable moments in the Treasure State
Things That Suck About Living in Missoula, Montana
It's my favorite city in the world, but it's not perfect
Times Scary Bears Were Caught on Camera in Montana
No teddy bears in any of this footage
8 Places Where Earbuds Are Welcome in Missoula
Sometimes it's nice to listen to whatever you want
What if Life in Montana Was More Like Star Wars?
Montana's such an interesting place, it really can feel like a galaxy far, far away
Best Missoula Beers to Pair with Your Steak
A local beer to make your meal that much better
Different Shoes You See in Montana (And What They Mean)
From boots to flip flops
7 Things Do Instead of Bothering a Moose in Montana
There are better things to do in the Treasure State
7 Places in Missoula I Wish Were Open 24/7
It's a first-world problem, but I yearn for more late-night options
Rude Behaviors You See at Montana Concerts
Montana has some of the kindest, most courteous people out there— but even the Treasure State has its share of jerks who act poorly at shows. With concert season just beginning, I thought I'd write this as a PSA to remind everyone of what not to do. Here...
Missoula-Based Fighter Earns 2nd First-Round Win
Missoula could gain a reputation as a launch pad for up-and-coming fighters, which would be fitting considering the upcoming Roadhouse reboot starring Jake Gyllenhaal as a fighter from Missoula.
Last December I saw 19-year-old lightweight (155 lbs) Holden Kettenring's first MMA fight at Mountain Force's event in Helena last December, in which he earned a win by rear-naked choke in the first round.
Montana Towns as Easter Stuff: Laugh Your Cottontail Off
You'll absolutely crack up