Stork’s Reign of Terror Finally Ends

Who would think a stork could be such a bully? They even named it, which makes it all the less sinister-sounding.

But the townsfolk in Glambeck, Germany, are happy to see "Ronny" has finally answered nature's call and spared their town from further terror.

Ronny took up residence for the summer and was, frankly, a pain in the tail feathers. He would incessantly peck at car and house windows, apparently attacking his own reflection. He left enough scratches and chips that locals were keeping their doors closed, windows shaded and cars in the garages. As if that wasn't enough of a nuisance to an otherwise peaceful village, Ronny achieved some celebrity status, bringing more people into town just to take photos.

But storks' southward migration is on and Ronny has finally left the town........for now. Bwwaahhh aahhh aahhh!   DB