Science Shows How to Win The Thanksgiving Wishbone Break

The thing about Thanksgiving that scares people the most is having to be around family that you may not always get along with. For me, it is my brother. His competitive "must win" attitude, can really make a good meal sour. Every year we battle in the wishbone game. When 2 titans meet on the frozen tundra of Mom's kitchen who will end up with the biggest part of the wishbone? Thanks to science, I have a 99% chance of being the victor by using some proven techniques.