Shield Your Eyes! Here’s Why Montana Is The Most Scandalous State

WARNING LABEL RIGHT OFF THE BAT: This article will feature NSFW topics. There will be NO explicit images but I'm giving you the heads up so you don't read the article and then call me out saying, "You need to write more articles safe for my fragile mind."

🎶Let's talk about sex baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be. Let's talk about sex.🎶

Let's Talk About Sex - Salt-n-Pepa (1991)

The Montana Reddit page had an article/study posted to it saying "Montana is the most sexually adventurous state."

I won't embed the graphic showing the methodology but here's the link to it. 

The study was conducted by a site called "TooTimid." The site calls itself "The Romance Company" and markets sex toys. There were 4 categories within the studies:

1. How many sex toys do you own?

2. How many sex partners have you had?

3. What have you experienced?

4. What fantasies turn you on?

Please don't send me any responses on this because I don't want to hear what you animals do in your spare time.

Montana checked in with the top sexually adventurous score. We own, on average, almost 6 sex toys per person. Each Montanan has had, on average, 38.5 sexual partners. And the cherry on top is Montanans have, on average, 8.5 sexual fantasies that are turn-ons. 

Good lord, Montana! We are dirty dogs.

READ MORE: Montana's Most Romantic Place Is Also One Of The Scariest

We don't kink shame here, but keep it in your pants, Montana.

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The next four sexual adventurous states are Iowa, Oklahoma, Arkansas and Minnesota. The least sexual adventurous states are Rhode Island, North Dakota, Maine, South Dakota and New York.

I'm not buying the New York ranking.