Bring The Cotton Candy Burrito To the Western Montana Fair

If there aren't enough food choices at the Western Montana Fair, which you're crazy if you think that, then maybe we should dive into the Arizona Cardinals' playbook. Earlier this week, the Cardinals tweeted out new food menu items you can inhale at State Farm Stadium for the upcoming season. Sushi, tacos, a hot dog wrapped in a quesadilla (I think?) and the shocker...

A cotton candy burrito.

Good God almighty... You're going to need Tums, Pepto Bismal, Alka Seltzer and any other remedy you can acquire if you're eating this bad boy. It consists of Ice Cream, Fruit Loops, sprinkles, maybe Fruity Pebbles and M&Ms all wrapped inside a cotton candy tortilla shell. Make sure you bring your toothbrush too, because this thing is practically a giant cavity.

The mad scientists running the Cardinals didn't stop there. They're wheeling out an ice cream sandwich variety, corn on the cob covered in Cheetos dust(?) and a chicken and waffles sandwich.

I sound like an old Scrooge but there is no way I would try the cotton candy burrito...

Ok, maybe just a bite but I can't finish it. Now with that being said, let's get the cotton candy burrito to the 2025 Western Montana Fair. There are kids out there dying to sink their teeth into this sugar tumor. Just be warned parents, you're kids will transform Into goblins if they eat one of these.