I Want A Cool Warning Label Too!

The five finalists were announced today in the 14th annual contest held by a non-profit group that calls out stupid warning labels and rips lawsuits it deems frivolous. And the nominees areOn a ballpoint pen: "The cap in your mouth can obstruct breathing."

A dust mask: "Does not supply oxygen."

Hot tub cover: "Avoid drowning. Remove cover from spa when in use."

A leather handgun holster designed to look like a personal digital assistant:

"For gun only.  Not a functional day planner."

And a bicycle brochure: "The action depicted in this brochure is potentially dangerous. The riders seen are expers or professionals."  Of course some of the pictures in the brochure are of children on bikes with training wheels.      

I assume the pictures were guys chewing on pens through their dust masks  before they put them back in their holsters and rode their bikes into a covered hot tub.