Guilty Conscience To Urn-est Citizen

Do you have any unique things you do for luck or odd superstitions? Would love to have you share! So this gal in New Hampshire takes an urn of her mom's ashes with her to

Bingo. Yeah. Well, mom loved Bingo so she goes along with her daughter for luck. Anyway, mom gets stolen out of car. Gal goes to media about it hoping the thief didn't know what was in the urn. Strategy works. A few days later mom shows up on daughter's doorstep. And I'm kicking myself because I can't come up with any puns or wisecracks! What's wrong with me? DB

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