Could This Be the World’s Most Redneck Wedding?
Wedding season is here, which is also around the same time as "Muddin' season." What is a redneck supposed to do when he is supposed to marry his cousin, or neighbor's sister? You combine the love of marital bliss with the love for "muddin." Just make sure you include the following.
1) The bride can wear as little as possible. Why not a white bikini made out of old doilies?
2) The groom must wear his favorite denim overalls, no shirt required.
3) Ask your drunkest buddy to officiate the wedding using a CB radio as a microphone.
4) Say your vows while standing on the tailgate of a pick up.
5) And finally, before you kiss the bride, make sure to drop her in a mud pit first.