Cemetery Vandalism Crimes Solved

You might say the villains are afraid of their own shadows and their crimes really stink. Fortunately authorities in Roxbury, Maine, have found out who is responsible to damage done to several stone markers at the local cemetery: a groundhog and a skunk! Yep, these disrespectful varmints have damaged three flat stone markers with their tunnel-digging and general messiness.

The crime spree may not be over yet, but at least the city has hired a trapper to bring them to justice. Well, bring them to a new location, anyway.

No word on damage and trapper fee estimates.   DB