Captain Jack Kidnapped From Auto Dealer

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It's a tough case and police wanna crack 'er. Associated Press tells us that Captain Jack the Parrot was stolen from an Arlington, Texas auto shop. And while Captain Jack is a pretty good talker, he probably wouldn't be much of a witness. Although that would be pretty funny if he's recovered and starts spouting thieves' names. The crooks also swiped some tools and a vehicle. But Captain Jack is garnering the most attention, with a $1,000 reward through Arlington Crime Stoppers  leading to his return. DB