Staff Writer

Let this be a lesson to you when you're wandering around the mall parking lot after you wrapped up your Black Friday shopping.

A swing and a miss has never been so painful. Or humiliating. Or painfully humiliating.

The kids are going back to school, but they aren't the only ones unhappy about that.

Prediction: every little girl who sees this will yell, "I want a pony!"

Two wrongs don't make a right.

The news: informing us and entertaining us, without even trying.

All signs pointed to this ending badly. And it certainly did.

When life throws you lemons, make lemonade.

Always keep your composure.

We hear so many stories about cops not getting along with citizens that it's nice when you see them acting chummy.

Are you proud to be an American? Maybe, but you'd be hard-pressed to be as proud as the people in this state.

One of summer's most refreshing treats is also one of the season's most unusual fashion choices.