Does your head feel like this today ?

Here's how you can tell;

  1. You get it into your head that chirping birds are the Devil's pets.
  2. Trying to gain control of the situation, you continue to tell your room to "Stay still."
  3. Looking at yourself in the mirror induces the same reaction as drinking a glass of fresh paint.
  4. The bathroom reminds you of the fairground cry, "Step right up and give it whirl!"
  5. You'd rather chew tacks than be exposed to sunlight.
  6. Your catch phrase is, "Never again."
  7. You could purchase a new fridge on the proceeds from recycling the bottles around your bed.
  8. Your new response to "Good morning," is "Be quiet!"

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