You Stole My What?

Think of this as a blog workshop, where you get to create all your own gags. I'm sure you'll come up with some dandies!  And while this is a major felony we're talking about here, you have to admit there is room for some levity.

Associated Press reports that nearly $50,000 worth of prized bull semen was stolen in central California. The 3,500 units of high-grade semen were taken from the back of a rancher's truck. The truck's gas was also siphoned and police say the thieves may not know what they have.

The semen was being stored in special tanks full of liquid nitrogen, which could cause injury if not handled properly.

Okay, I get one: Here's hoping the crooks think it's Bailey's Irish Liqueur.     DB