Holy Frozen Gopher Feet, They’re Gone!

This story begins in Preston MN, where Michael Junge is seeking justice. It seems someone has been stealing his gopher feet. Yep, gopher feet, frozen no less. You see there’s a bounty on them in Fillmore County, an agricultural area where gophers can destroy a field. Junge claims he’s lost almost $4,200 in bounty.

Now authorities have arrested a mother and son duo and accused them of stealing the feet and trying to sell them. Bail is set at $10,000. Can’t you just see them sitting in their cells and a fellow inmate says, “So what’re ya in for?”