What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
New Affordable Housing Coming to Missoula, Taking Applications
Get details and find out where to apply.
Honk Honk: What Drives Montanans Crazy on the Road (Opinion)
Montanans are the nicest, most thoughtful people I've ever met, but anyone can get upset while driving.
How Does Montana’s Marriage Rate Compare to Other States?
Montana is famous as a place where people fly fish, snowboard and hunt, but it's underrated as a place for romance.
Remember the Twilight Zone Episode About a Montanan Outlaw?
He had a bumpy ride through The Twilight Zone.
Average Rent Prices in Missoula Still Increasing— This is by How Much
According to the housing report update, the cost of rent is up 8.62% in the 3rd quarter of this year compared to last year.
Positivity Beats Hate: My Conversation with a Missoula Rabbi
'You don't chase away darkness with broomsticks, you do it with light.'
Why I Think Montanans Are Moving to These 3 States
Montana is awesome but...
Where the Locals Go: Here’s the Scoop on Missoula’s Downtown Bars
Missoula is a drinking town and our downtown bars prove it.
Help is Here for Mental Health: Missoula’s New Psychedelic Clinic
In 2012 Colorado and Washington became the first two states to legalize cannabis for recreational use, and back then I thought that would never happen in Montana. And look where we are now. We all know cannabis dispensaries are here, but it may come as a surprise that so are psychedelic-assisted therapy centers...
Is November the Ugliest Month in Montana?
It never occurred to me how ugly November is until 2015 when I heard this quote by the character Peter Griffin of Family Guy from season 14, episode 6 titled "Peter's Sister." God, I love this time of year. It's just past all the amazing colors of fall, and before the white of winter...
An Open Letter to Montana’s 8th Graders
Dear 8th graders of Montana, I have a message to get across but I want to establish something first— I'm not a stuffed-shirt egghead here to talk down to you. I'm a radio DJ, but I'm not a how-do-you-do-fellow-kids type either, talking like "algebra is totally lit fam, frfr." I wouldn...
Trick-Or-Treating in Montana: How Old is Too Old?
When I was 10 years old, I told myself that I would trick or treat forever. Well, "forever" lasted about 3 more years, and even 13 can be considered too old for it. Some places even arrest or issue fines to anyone older than 12 who go trick-or-treating...