Today's nominee for Craiglist Ad of the Week comes from New York City, where a Brooklyn man is offering $175 to the right female candidate and all she has to do is soak in a bathtub of Ramen Noodles for a half hour. The ad (first uncovered here) in full):
I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit.
   I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.
   I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.
   It will require a 30-minute soak.
   The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.
   Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.