You’re Going to Need a Lot of Milk

It will long be remembered as The Great Snack Cake Robbery of 2017. Or...probably just forgotten by next week.

AP tells us that two people were arrested for stealing a 16-foot trailer loaded with thousands of dollars worth of Little Debbie Snack Cakes. It was stolen in Jonesboro, Arkansas, and belonged to a Little Debbie salesman.

Luckily police spotted the truck and apprehended two women during a traffic stop. Estimated street value? About $5,000.00! Fortunately none of the cargo was touched, so don't be expecting any Damaged Debbie Drastic Discounts, Jonesboro!