Your Yoga is Delaying My Flight

I would have been so ticked off! You can Namaste your butt right back in your seat, pal! Can you imagine having your flight diverted because some dude just had to do his yoga?

According to Associated Press that is exactly what happened on a plane bound from Honolulu to Japan. The FBI's criminal complaint says that a guy did not want to sit in his seat during meal service, so he went to the back of the plane to do yoga and to meditate.

Flight conditions were such that the attendants told him he'd have to return to his seat. When he refused and threw a tantrum all hell broke loose, and the plane was ordered to return to Honolulu. A couple of passengers restrained him, at which point he tried to bite and head-butt them. Smart move. They were U.S. Marines.

His defense attorney says he was sleep-deprived and anxious. Whaddup wid dat, (downward) dog?   DB