I can't imagine there would have been any room to hide the milk. But that may be the least of this guy's worries.Associated Press reports a man is in big trouble after getting caught with his hands in the cookie jar. Or...cookie pants.

James Kaylor of Altoona, Pennsylvania, is facing felony charges due to an extensive criminal record of shoplifting. He was arrested this time after a grocery store clerk saw him shove something down his pants, which turned out to be a $3.49 package of raspberry cookies. He paid for other items, but not the cookies.

Mr. Kaylor told police it was a stupid thing to do. Yeah...this being your 7th shoplifting arrest, you probably won't get that ice cold glass of milk to go along with those, my friend.  DB

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