Top 10 Reasons the Seahawks Will be Going to the Superbowl!

1. Russell Wilson and Ciara are now married!

2. They will no longer refrain from intimate relations.

3. They will be doing the horizontal mambo.

4. It's giddy up time at the bedroom rodeo.

5. Workouts will include the two person push up.

6. Touchdowns on Sundays, home runs at home.

7. Hanky panky spanky spanky waka waka.

8. Just do it will have nothing to do with a Nike endorsement.

9. Doing the deed won't mean they're buying a house.

10. Pregame party on the Posturepedic.