Sure, it's always cool to lift the sofa cushions and find a couple of quarters, right? But a snake? Uhhh, hell no! But Associated Press tells that's what happened to a couple in Holbrook, New York. They were moving out of their apartment when the wife picked up a cushion and there was a 3-foot long python that the SPCA determined belonged to a former tenant. This species of python is legal to own so no charges will be filed. But, prior to being found it survived on.....? Creepy. Non-venomous and not large enough to put the "squeeze" on, but still.............yuk. DB