Imagine what the dispatcher is thinking when there's a call about a skunk with its head in a beer can near a frat house. Uh...yeah. Well, it was for real, according to Associated Press. This happened in Oxford, Ohio, over the weekend. Apparently the skunk got a little too close to college party life on Saturday night. Police found the animal running into shrubs trying to shake the can off its head. Now, I wouldn't want to be on the north end of a southbound skunk with a beer can stuck on its head, but apparently an animal control officer was able to get it free without getting sprayed. The skunk wandered off reportedly looking for a different fraternity to pledge.