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The Inside Story On Next “Pirates” Movie

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The 4th installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, “On Stranger Tides” did not exactly meet the monetary expectations of the film company, certainly not measuring up to the first three, “The Curse of the Black Pearl,” “Dead Man’s Chest” and “At World’s End.” So…..Inorder to turn next year’s 5th movie into a profit center, media moguls are looking for ways to incorporate product placement and sponsorships into the film with major companies. This is always a challenge when doing a period piece, but KYSS FM was able to get the inside scoop on some of the working titles, inlcuding:

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON SOUTH BEACH

Captain Sparrow’s friends have taken to teasingly calling him Captain Quail with his burgeoning weight-gain problem. Jack finds a map that will lead him to a booty of high protein cereal bars and a Pilate Pirate fitness tape.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:  IN GOOD HANDS

The evil Barbosa has given up the life of a pirate and now as a reputable insurance agent, wants to help Captain Jack protect the Black Pearl with just the right policy.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: WHEN THE MOMENT’S RIGHT

An aging Captain Jack has become concerned about his romantic prowess and ability to woo the ladies. He sets out on a journey to find a potency potion from  the mysterious Princess or Promiscuity, Sea Alice.

And our favorite,

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE FIGHTIN’ SIDE OF ME

Captain Sparrow is teased by his crew when he reveals his love of classic country music, and changes the name of his ship from the Black Pearl to the White Merle.

Once a contract is signed be watching for year-long previews at a theatre near you. DB

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