Thank You for Pepper-Spraying Yourself

Law enforcement personnel would probably tell you that they wish all arrests were this easy. But there is a serious side to this, since it sounds like it could have been a very frightening incident.

Associated Press tells us that a West Virginia man is in jail after pepper-spraying himself during an attempted robbery of a pharmacy. The guy walks in wearing full camo gear and a paintball mask. He starts pepper-spraying the store in an attempt to take down employees. He might want to invest in a better mask next time, because as he's walking through a cloud of the spray makes him too nauseous to continue the heist. As our peppered perpetrator is trying to stagger into a getaway vehicle, he's busted.

Oxygen tents in Aisle 9, sir.   DB