resolutions

Proximity to gyms and healthy food, obesity rate, and percentage of binge drinkers are all factors when it comes to New Year's resolution success.

12. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. 11. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. 10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener. 9. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows...