resolutions

Montana Boy Skipped Pop For a Year to Win $500
As people across the United States struggle to stick to their New Year's Resolutions, an 11-year-old Montana boy is offering lessons in self-discipline and delayed gratification after winning a $500 prize from his parents for skipping sugary drinks for a year.
New Years Resolutions For Pets
12. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
11. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
10. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
9. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows...