Strange Getaway Vehicle For Naked Couple

Maybe any vehicle is a strange one for a naked getaway. I've never given it much thought.

I do know that I wouldn't want to use this rig to mow the lawn now.

A man and woman in Joplin, Missouri, have admitted to stealing a riding lawn mower while naked. It seems they were just trying to get home after all their clothing was stolen while they were skinny dipping in creek outside of town. At least, that's their story and their sticking to it. Apparently witnesses saw them (whether they wanted to or not) and gave authorities a description of the suspects and the getaway lawn tractor's location.

The couple reportedly roared through town at speeds as high as 9 miles per hour.