Snoring Like a Train

In the early hours of Sunday morning, 41-year-old Benjamin Duddles of  Waukesha, Wisc. called 911 for help removing a woman from his bed who was "snoring like a train." Duddles explained that he wasn't sure how she got into his apartment. However, when he couldn't get her to leave he called the cops.  Police determined that the woman was fine, save for the sleep apnea. Authorities told Duddles that his dilemma was not a police matter, and recommended that he sleep on his couch since he let her into his house.