If you fall asleep on the job, maybe your chosen profession should not be burglary. According to the Associated Press that's what happened in Hazel Park, Michigan. Police found a crook taking a nap in an elderly woman's garage. There was a wheelbarrow full of her stuff next to her car. They found our brilliant thief sound asleep inside the vehicle after allegedly being unable hot wire it. Well, sure, can't steal the car, might as well get some Zs and try again later. Charges include breaking and entering. Cup of coffee, there, buddy? DB