Six Finger Discount?

Hey, beware of Nike knock-offs! If you got a pair from a friend of a friend of a cousin through his sister's boyfriend in Georgia out of the trunk of a car, you could have problems.

Authorities in the Atlanta area have confiscated 78 pairs so far. They pulled over two South Carolina women on the intersate on a tip about the scam. The giveaway? The Nike logo with Michael Jordan on it...6 fingers on Michael's hand! Good lord!!!! Now that's total Lin-sanity. But wait, maybe that's why Michael was one of the greatest basketball players ever! He actually did have 6 fingers on each hand!  DB