I'm vacationing in Michigan this year, so I'm glad I've been tipped off about being tipsy on a scooter. :-) And I'm not talking about the street-legal two-wheel variety here.

A Traverse City, Michigan, court has charged a man with driving under the influence on his four-wheel electric scooter, which tops out at four miles per hour. William Lyon admits to being drunk on his scooter, but challenged its classification as a vehicle under state laws.

Well, the court said it does and Lyon, who is disabled, must follow the "rules of the public road" on which he was riding.

Wonder what he was clocked at?  DB

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