Our flaming bag of reindeer poop today should be placed on the doorstep of the mayor of a small town in Florida.

AP tells us Mayor Darlene Bradley faces felony charges of using a deceased person's identification. It seems the mayor used dead people's disabled parking permits at the Davenport City Hall. You would think a mayor would have pretty good parking perks already, but apparently not good enough for Ms. Bradley.

The mayor was videotaped parking in disabled spaces, and a search of her home found disabled parking permits issued to two people who have died.

We hope they never voted for her while still living!

DB