It's time for another KYSS FM in-depth report on the state of the nation's economy. And we're not clowning around here.

All this goofy scary clown stuff has caused a major work shortage for real clowns! And even with all the hoaxes, people are scared, so not only are clowns not getting much work, if they're in costume, they risk assault in public.

Come on, western Montana. Please don't cancel that booking for your kid's birthday party. There are at least a dozen local, honest-to-goodness clowns just waiting...inside a little tiny car.   DB