This bird could be in a pet store -- as a pet or a toy.

Listen to the noise this parrot makes when gently squeezed. Yeah, it sounds exactly like one of those squeaky toys that make dogs zip from one end of the house to the other when they hear it.

When you hear this, you forget the whole "Polly want a cracker" thing that usually captivates us. This parrot is raising the bar for what we expect out of his ilk, which really isn't fair, is it? It's not like the bird practiced this. It'd be like becoming fascinated with all humans because James Earl Jones has a deep voice without realizing there are a handful of Fran Dreschers out there.