Panty Raiders Nabbed
This story is hilarious. Two women in Boynton Beach, Florida were caught stealing $450 worth of underwear. Apparently the women put up quite a fight when making their escape. The store employees received the brunt of the panty bandits’ violence, which entailed spitting and clawing like cats in heat.
The thieves’ reaction is just one great part of this story. I think the best part of this story is that the stolen underwear was never recovered. From what I understand one of the women was held by the employees while the other fled the store where she was apprehended by the police. So, where did the underwear go? How could she have ditched that much underwear in such a short amount of time? And how has it not been recovered?
I think an even better question is who needs that much underwear? Even if the underwear is decently priced, the women still had to have a good stack of unmentionables in their possession. How and why would you ever think you could steal that much underwear successfully. I guess that explains why they were unsuccessful.
I think if you can learn one thing from this story, it would be that if you are going to steal underwear from a store, just steal one pair at a time. You will be more likely to get away with it.
Joy Larson is a mother of four boys, graduate of The University of Montana, animal lover and writer.