Officer Poop Scoop Needed a Sexier Title

Apparently pooper-scooper is not the most desirable profession when it comes to meeting women.

At least that's what one guy in the business figured. But now he's in deep doo-doo.

A professional pooper-scooper in Pittsburgh pleaded guilty to buying fake Secret Service IDs and badges. The motive? He was trying to impress women. He also used them to get government rates on hotel rooms. But things really hit the fan when he flashed them while being pulled over during a routine traffic stop.

Sentencing will be in March, about the time you-know-what starts to thaw.

DB